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1) What was your FIRST video game console?
Sega Master System.

2) Name a few games you played on said console.
SHIT! Don't remember. Well, my second system was an SNES, and I specifically remember playing Super Mario World, Donkey Kong Country, and Uniracers (FUCK YEAH!)

3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently?
Let's see...7? Yes, 7. I'm pathetic. >:C

4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?
"Was" I? I still am! Been playing Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix (Ultra Super Deluxe Dub Edition Remix 08 II: Electric Boogaloo) on my PS Tripple lately. I like playing as Ryu/Ken, Blanka, Bison, or Akuma.

5) Do you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs?
Yes. Capcom is probably the best "3rd party" developer/publisher in the industry today. I guess they have a good art team since I don't want rip my eyeballs out after looking at any of their games.

6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?
What's the point of this here question? I suppose I'd be a little annoyed, but whatever.

7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG?
Either Fallout 3 ("FUCK YOU IT'S NOT AN RPG!!!") or Deus Ex.

8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
I don't have a preference. A good game is a good game regardless of the dimensions.

9) Are you an SNK fan?
I don't have a ton of experience with SNK games, but I am a fan of the Metal Slug series.

9) Are you good at DDR?
I'm pretty good. Can do quite a few songs on heavy, but I still can't do most >8 feet songs.

10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?
This question isn't directed towards me based on the wording, so I'll say I-ray wants to...maybe I do too. If someone sees that dog, tell him to meet me in the alley at midnight. I need to have a word with him.

11) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Can't think of any, no.

12) Do you listen to video game music?
Sometimes yeah. Got a problem with it?

13) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old Asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??
No, but oh man, I miss arcades.

15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly
-Mega Man 2
-Contra
-Radiant Silvergun

16) Mario or Sonic?
Mario has always been better than Sonic.

17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use Spider-man as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?
Fuck no, unless the game is good.

18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.)
RPGs, Specifically JRPGs. I can only think of one or two Japanese made RPGs that I've ever liked.

19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love?
The Mark of Kri, God Hand, The Neverhood, Uniracers.

20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
I usually curse when I'm sucking it up at a game. "FUCK YOU CONTRA! GO BURN IN HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

21) Do you own any VG apparel?
I have a Zelda and Pac-Man shirt. Makes me pathetic, I know.

22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
I fucking loved that movie when I was a kid. My neighbor who owns a video store copied it for me and I owned the soundtrack to the movie on cassette. Really. At least it had Queen and Megadeth on there, otherwise the rest was quite shit.

23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
Hated it when I saw it as a kid.

24) Who's hottest out of the KOF chicks?
Don't know shit about KoF, so let's just say Lara Croft.

25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
Used to...unironically. Now I don't say it unless I'm being witty.

26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
Thankfully, no.

27) Do you own any imported games?
Sonic Adventure (Dreamcast), Power Stone (Dreamcast), Sega Rally 2 Championship (Dreamcast), Jet Set Radio (Dreamcast), Electroplankton (DS), Twinbee Portable (PSP). All are the Japanese versions.

28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going?
I CAN HAS MEME?!

29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where?
I wouldn't get one, but if you forced me to do it at gunpoint, I'd take a Triforce on my left arm.

30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
Fuck you, I'm not some emo faggot.

Well, that was certainly fun.